Staying True

Mike: Honey, don’t you think this is a bit over the top?

Wendy: What do you mean? You said you wanted me to stay true to you and only you.

Mike: I’m a skirt, hun. I think those rules don’t apply anymore. 

Wendy: Of course they do. I’m true to my word, and as a skirt I will wear you and only you.

Mike: Uhuh, real true. Then why are you going to a topless bar?

Wendy: Well I have no husband to be true to, now do I? Now shut up, we’re going.

Mike: And if I don’t?

Wendy: I’ll do a really bad mental on you, and you won’t even remember who you were by morning.

Mike: Considering you’re trying to pick up men at a bar, I’m probably not turning back anyway. I’ll take my chances.

Wendy: *Sigh* Don’t say I didn’t warn you. *Snap*

Mike: Wait you didn’t….ohhh that wind feels nice under my hem. Ooh! And she doesn’t have panties on, lucky me! Feels so…STOP! I can fight this, I can…..I can….feels good…soooooo good.

Wendy: I take that back. You won’t remember yourself tonight.

Famous Last Words of a Fool

Please! Tim begged, Please turn me back!

“You cheated on me with that…that…that whore!” Said his girlfriend.

For the last time, I didn’t! She wanted me, and when I refused-

“Blah blah blah, I know the whole story. Look, if you say one word more, I’ll make you more than just a bra in body.”

Please, I love you!

“Nice choice for your last words….but they’re still your last. Nice knowing you”

What no! Please, what’s happening…ohh that feels so good….where am I….I’m….

“That’s right my bra,”

My owner loves me….she’s so nice….she wears me, and takes care of me

“Finally!”

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