What are you looking at? Don’t give me any ideas now, I am lacking clothes, and if you keep staring at my boobs, you just may be holding them for the rest of your life. How’d I get naked? Some stupid witch dared me to a duel, and her first move was to make my clothes vaporize. Bad idea, because that just gave the idea of making her my thong. The shorts? Oh, her accomplice who was watching, and tried to avenge her master. Now, I’m counting to three, and if you’re not gone, then you’re holding these jugs up. Got it? One. Two. Three. *Sigh* You men are all the same. ZAP!